Did u know the Meanings?

Did u know the Meanings of
these words :-
News = North East West South.
Chess = Chariot,Horse, Elephant,
Soldiers.
Cold = chronic Obstructive Lung
Disease.
Joke = Joy of Kids
Entertainment.
Aim = Ambition in Mind.
Date = Day and Time Evolution.
Eat = Energy And Taste.
Tea = Taste And Energy
Admitted.
Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.
Smile = Sweet Memories In Lips
Expression.
Bye = Be with You Everytime.
Kindly share these meanings as
majority of us don't know
these......